I am sorry but I just CAN’T
still my favourite on set story ever
I still can’t believe they used IKEA FURNITURE FOR THE SET DESIGN!!!
It takes a wizard and a Dwarven king to assemble IKEA furniture…no wonder the rest of us schmucks have such trouble with it.
if you’re a harry potter fan and haven’t seen mudblood428’s work, you’re missing out
When I was 15, and still pretty new to Canada and English terms, my boyfriend at the time told me he liked wife beaters, I side eyed him so hard & called him out on it, while he reassured me it was simply the name of the shirt.
I’m glad I wasn’t the only one who noticed how fucked up the term is.
I’ve always hated that shit. I grew up calling them tank tops or undershirts and will continue to do so
My mom’s coming up next weekend, after me crying every time I’ve spoken to her since Tuesday, and like I’m really excited, but I’m kinda disappointed because she’s staying with me, so I can’t ask her to bring Puck or Pucci or even Sonny because we can’t have animals in the resident halls, and ugh. I just want to snuggle with one of my animals.
Gumball just blew a dude in a bathroom
by all means call out john green on his bullshit don’t stand for one bit of it but while you’re at it don’t throw the 13 year old girls who read his books under the bus with him for crying over fictional boys and photoshopping flower crowns onto things and blogging about their social anxiety protect them at all fucking costs
You don’t know how much someone is worth to you
until you sell them
treat me like a college textbook. spend lots of money on me but never touch or look at me
no. treat me like your favorite book. keep me by your side, touch my every page, learn all my twists and turns, remember every word I say, even the ones that make you cry
*4-second-long fart noise*
IM A TEENAGER I WANNA BE DANGEROUS I WANNA DO SOMETHING CRAZY I WANNA GO STEAL A TRAFFIC LIGHT
AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO THOUGHT TRAFFIC LIGHTS WERE A LOT SMALLER
YOU THINK THAT’S BIG?? CHECK OUT THIS STOP SIGN I JUST GRABBED
STOP STEALING ROAD NAVIGATIONAL ESSENTIALS.